(Source: saysabotage)

  • Mother: BUT I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU!
  • Me: ain't nobody tell you to do that tho

illsideclothing:

Before a hood ass song about to play

bookloverme:

this

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is SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS

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generally:

im fuckin dying 

(Source: fassyy)

(Source: femburton)

officialfrenchtoast:

Teacher: when you’re done you can leave early

Me:

automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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glamydia:

yesterday this really hot guy came into my work so i called dibs and then i saw his wedding ring :// so i had to call his wife and tell her i dibbed her man ://// awkward (for her)